April 2012
20 Things I Wish I’d Known at 20 →
getyourrunningshoeson:
1. Consider the source. If you’re worried about someone who dislikes you, first ask yourself whether they’re an asshole. If you don’t like them, and they don’t like you, that’s not a problem. That’s a mutual understanding.
2. Get off the couch. If you find yourself playing hard to get, don’t pretend to be busy. Just be busy.
3. Don’t waste your time. If you have to play...
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a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
March 2012
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My silly Baby.
She hopped over the fence we put up in the kitchen to come bother me. I think I’m gonna sleep with her tonight. Silly dog. I’m gonna miss her when I go back to school.
reagan-was-a-horrible-president:
Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women.
ohtodayisawindingroad:
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing...
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連：請你再給我一樣東西。
宮喜：什麼東西？
連：你今晚的時間和身體。
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Late night appreciative post about Safeway.
First off: I’m so glad Safeway is open 24 hours. At least the one near my house is. It has saved my ass more times than I can count; from last minute projects to buying food for various potlucks/club events.
I’ve never really thought about the people that work at Safeway in the early morning. I got to talk to some of them approximately 20 minutes ago as I was desperately trying to...
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Safeway at 1:30 am.
Me: Hi! Just this today.
Cashier: Oh. Wild party tonight huh ;D
Me:
Cashier: ;]
Me:
Cashier:
Me: No. Late night cravings.
Cashier: So when are you expecting?
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Strawberries with Nutella
with the seastarrrrrr :) Except she freaking ate it in front of me as I was doing the dishes. Then fed it to the doggie before giving me some -_______- Jerk. And then imitating the TaiChi commercial and making stupid fake TaiChi moves and making the seastar and father laugh. I’m gonna miss being home.
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I like to wake my dog up when I can’t sleep at night. Like now. I want to bug her. But she’s gonna get mad. And then she won’t sleep for ages. Hmm. What to do.
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Whoo Momma said I don't have to go to LA anymore...
I get to stay home!
What Everyone Needs To Know About The Smear... →
bedbugsbiting:
blackfashion:
1. Prominent conservative websites published fake photos of Martin. Twitchy, a new website run by prominent conservative blogger Michelle Malkin, promoted a photo — purportedly from Martin’s Facebook page — that shows Martin in saggy pants and flipping the bird. The photo, which spread quickly on conservative websites and Twitter, is intended to paint Martin as a...
Global warming close to becoming irreversible... →
homorobotica:
mohandasgandhi:
“This is the critical decade. If we don’t get the curves turned around this decade we will cross those lines,” said Will Steffen, executive director of the Australian National University’s climate change institute, speaking at a conference in London.
Despite this sense of urgency, a new global climate treaty forcing the world’s biggest polluters, such as the...
Peeta: When I walk out the shop
Katniss: Not again-
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
Katniss: ...
Peeta: I've got a bakery got a bakery full of sunshine I've got a cake and I know that it's all mine oh oh oh
Gale: Peeta..
Peeta: Hunt all you want but you're never gonna shake me your snares and traps are never gonna break me no oh oh.
Gale: okay..
Peeta: Bake through the daa-aay, ice through the nii-iight and in the mornin' it's a sweet delight
Gale: Are you done bread boy?
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Ouch.
It really hurts that you’d rather stay home and be a bum than come out to chill with me. I really wanted to hang out with you this break, but I’m only here for three days. If you didn’t want to go out for dinner, you could’ve suggested something else, I only said that because you had said earlier you wanted a group dinner:/ Did we really drift so far apart that you...
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."
Listening to music with my sister in the living room. Yup, I’m home. <3